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jexiou:

verbivore8642:

shaunofthebread:

max-of-wild-things:

neverloveawildling:

blua:

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card. I highly recommend getting this game for anyone who feels bored at any point throughout the week.

  • 550 cards (460 White cards and 90 Black cards)
  • 0% of the proceeds will be donated to the Make-A-Wish Foundation

Buy Here - $25.00

This is the best game I have ever played with my friends. 

I want this

This game is the best.

I friggin’ love this game. 

One of the best combinations we’ve ever gotten:

“Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _____”

Balls

Chunks of Dead Prostitute

A Stray Pube

Dead Parents

“If God didn’t want us to enjoy ‘Jacking off into a pool of dead children’s tears’ he wouldn’t have given us ‘Auschwitz’

that was perfect.

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brokje:

samtempl:

when you’re younger, being smart and being able to pass classes easily without studying is not a good thing

because then when you hit a point where you do have to study for classes, you have no idea how to study

reasons many educational systems are bollocks: #13748124980

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complex-unreality: simplythebestthereis: meenah-poly: forgottenhsfacts: I’m unsure if this is widely accepted or actually forgotten or anything at all really, but during Scratch’s story takeover, he says that John is going to die.  “And while I can’t give you my assurance, I’m reasonably convinced of this much. When the Hero of Breath dies for good, it won’t be as a scoundrel.” ==> Submitted by triumphantapostle “…it won’t be as a scoundrel.” Since he’s God Tier he can only die a just and heroic death.  John’s going to die saving someone. No, John’s going to die saving everyone. You fucking didn’t

complex-unreality:

simplythebestthereis:

meenah-poly:

forgottenhsfacts:

I’m unsure if this is widely accepted or actually forgotten or anything at all really, but during Scratch’s story takeover, he says that John is going to die. 

“And while I can’t give you my assurance, I’m reasonably convinced of this much. When the Hero of Breath dies for good, it won’t be as a scoundrel.”

==> Submitted by triumphantapostle

“…it won’t be as a scoundrel.”


Since he’s God Tier he can only die a just and heroic death.  John’s going to die saving someone.

No, John’s going to die saving everyone.

You fucking didn’t

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